| Picture this, all your buddies and you are | | | | QBs. So he is the one that is intentionally |
| ready for a night on the town. Y'all jump in | | | | going to draw attention from girls, whether |
| a couple Yukon Denali's (ok dreaming here, | | | | it is going up to a group of girls cold |
| but I'm allowed to, this is my post) and head | | | | turkey so that everyone else can join, or who |
| down to the spot. Everyone in the car has | | | | will jumpstart everyone into getting on the |
| some expectations of possibly meeting a girl | | | | dance floor. This is your main man, and you |
| and hitting it off with someone, but alas | | | | must protect him, because if he gets sacked a |
| they should realize that some nights you must | | | | few times, and his confidence level drops you |
| perform wingman duties. In this post we will | | | | and your team are in for a tough time. You |
| discuss how to be a good wingman, and more | | | | must get him in rhythm so don't let him down |
| specifically the different type of wingman | | | | if he offers short passes (not so attractive |
| your crew needs to succeed. So when you are | | | | girls) at first, he's just trying to get in |
| composing your band of brothers remember to | | | | rhythm. |
| fill accordingly. To best explain the | | | | |
| wingman concept I will describe a football | | | | |
| game, the Playmakers vs. the Cockblockers! | | | | |
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| | | | The Offensive Line - the Invaluable but |
| The Playmakers - this is your team. | | | | never get any credit |
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| You are always on offense as you are always | | | | You may ask why do you need an offensive |
| trying to "score". So now let's see who's on | | | | line, well of course you need an offensive |
| your team. | | | | line to buy time for the QB, to protect him. |
| | | | These men/friends are your foundation and |
| | | | without them your whole night will fall |
| | | | apart. So, who are the offensive lineman and |
| | | | what do they do. These are your friends that |
| | | | don't dance have a hard time talking to girls |
| | | | and overall go to the club but sit on the |
| | | | side chilling and maybe making fun of other |
| The Quarterback - the Orchestrator | | | | people. The reason you need these fellas is |
| | | | because there are going to be times when you |
| | | | are not talking to a girl, not dancing, and |
| | | | overall could be feeling very not studly. |
| Ok, in your group YOU absolutely must have a | | | | These men are never dancing and are readily |
| quarterback but remember now no two | | | | available on the side of the wall, typically |
| quarterbacks on any one given night. The QB | | | | offensive lineman can be seen drinking a beer |
| is the orchestrator of the entire night, his | | | | on the side. You can always go to talk to |
| job and his entire job that night is to put | | | | the OL, he will boost your confidence telling |
| people in positions to score. He knows the | | | | you how studly you are and if need be he can |
| spot to go to that night, may know the | | | | take your mind of the last incomplete pass or |
| bouncer to get you in for cheap and cut in | | | | dropped ball off your mind. Invaluable but |
| line, guy is the leader and people can tell. | | | | they do get very few chances to score. It |
| But where you're QB is invaluable is when | | | | usually takes a freak accident or a fumble |
| other teams are in the field as well, because | | | | they happen to pick up and run in for them to |
| the success of your team is all dependent on | | | | score. |
| how good your QB is compared to the other | | | | |