| Even by my own modest standards, it's
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| | embarrassed after bumping off more
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| been a bad week. I've been left
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| | grandmothers than Harold Shipman.
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| virtually incapacitated by what I can
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| | The Irish have turned to Alex Bruce in
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| only assume is a new super-strain of bird
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| | their search for quality cover. The
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| flu, possibly created by an increasingly
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| | solid defender is a real chip off the old
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| desperate rogue element of the bookmaking
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| | block: he's not good enough to play for
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| industry.
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| | England. The 23/10 for a draw between
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| I started feeling nauseous last Saturday,
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| | Ireland and Germany is unquestionably
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| but I understandably put it down to
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| | sound.
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| watching Sharon Osbourne. I suspected
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| | Julio Baptista couldn't cut the mustard
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| something was awry the following day,
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| | in the English Premier League: he was
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| when I ate all of the wife's dinner, and
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| | just a fat Francis Jeffers. The only
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| my worst fears were confirmed on the
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| | thing chunkier than Bapman is the even
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| night, when for the first time in three
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| | money for Brazil kicking off their World
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| years I was forced to hit the scratcher
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| | Cup qualification campaign with a win
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| while the wife was still awake.
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| | against Colombia.
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| I'm not one to complain though. It's
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| | Whenever I think of the 'lazy magician',
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| like my mom always says: when life throws
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| | I picture the dwarf-like Paul Daniels
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| you lemons; make a DVD.
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| | looking up to the lovely Debbie McGee.
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| I've used the time I've been laid up to
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| | The moniker actually belongs to Juan
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| study the weekend football action.
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| | Roman Riquelme, who along with Carlos
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| England look to be good things against a
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| | Tevez and Lionel Messi, form three solid
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| shockingly poor Estonia side. Steve
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| | reasons why Argentina look the call at 3
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| McClaren's team will be full of
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| | 10 at home to Chile.
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| confidence after their recent Ashley Cole
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| | My ultra-flu has led to vivid
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| inspired run; they've easily rolled over
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| | hallucinations. I could have sworn I saw
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| a couple of bums. They're super-short at
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| | Scotland sitting on top of their
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| 1/12, but it's virtually risk-free.
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| | qualification group. I'll be having the
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| Personally, I'd rather have a little punt
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| | crack when Ukraine see off the
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| on Wayne Rooney scoring at any time at 5
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| | overachieving Jocks at a mammoth 11/4.
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| 4. Michael Owen has been lucky enough to
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| | The Faroe Islands once held Scotland to a
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| receive two thumbs up from a German bint,
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| | 2-2 draw. Some people were shocked by
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| but I suspect McClaren may save the tiny
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| | that result; the Sweaties rarely score
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| hitman for Russia on Wednesday.
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| | two goals in a game. The French will
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| The most enticing 'special' is probably
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| | absolutely destroy the Faroes at 1/25; it
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| an England clean sheet at a hugely
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| | could well be a rugby score.
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| tempting 4/9. I'm naturally worried
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| | Another match where there could be a
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| about the form of Paul 'Iranian
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| | rugby score is the rugby match between
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| shoplifter' Robinson, but the Estonians
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| | England and France. The English look a
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| lack the quality to take advantage.
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| | great shout at even money with a nine
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| The Republic of Ireland have been rocked
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| | point start against the always chokable
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| by the withdrawal of Stephen Ireland. I
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| | French.
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| guess the Manchester City man is still
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